Admittedly, I thought it was odd that Christmas carolers were already at my house last night. It's only the first full week of December, after all.
But then I heard what they were singing and it all made sense. Pretty sure this Christmas Carol is going viral:
Tis The Season To Make Meat Lovers Jolly
[Verse 1]
Spread the table with heat & eat BBQ
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to eat Brunswick Stew
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Grab we now our knives & forks
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
We’re about to fill ourselves with Carolina Pulled Pork
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Verse 2]
Smell the smoked meatloaf waiting for ya
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Better grab a slider with beef barbacoa
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me now in culinary pleasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Piedmont shipped us this BBQ treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Verse 3]
Adios, 2022. It’s been real.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail 2023 and more heat & eat BBQ meals
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Garlic-marinated chicken wings sound like pure pleasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
We’ll fire up the grill again when we’ve got hot weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don't worry if you're not in my neighborhood or even in the South, we're making Meat Lovers jolly nationwide this season...
...and if you're a BBQ-loving Christmas caroler and send us an epic video rendition, we might just ship you a free Meat Lovers box!